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What you get is what you seek
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Yes, hello!

I’m glad you’re here, whoever you are.

Welcome to my little slice of the interweb. I’m a pious individual (pronouns: he/him) with a love for God, country, and design. Not necessarily in that order. If at all. You can read my résumé or view my portfolio, if you like. Or not. My job is not to judge you, but to fill all our lives with pretty things. And who would enjoy a world without pretty things? Goddamn Stalinists, that’s who.

If you’re a designer looking for ways to improve your résumé or portfolio, by all means click over to For Designers: How To Copy My Style and Pass It Off As Yours. Just kidding. But foreal: my lawyer is a friendly guy that I like to starve for days at a time and keep confined to a small space. I find this environment fosters a better pattern of behavior when he hunts down various offenders and leaves nothing behind but the appendix and last season’s accessories.

The “too long; didn’t read” (tl;dr) version:

I specialize in elegant simplicity & usability across all design experiences. I am disciplined in copywriting, graphic design, UX & UI design, and responsive design—with a flair for the dramatic.